Ski Jokes
Q: How many extreme skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Q: How can you tell who the ski patroller is in a room full of people?
A: You don't have to, they will tell you.
Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
A: 50, 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Q: How can you tell who the ski patroller is in a room full of people?
A: You don't have to, they will tell you.
Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How many ski patrollers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, they hold it up there and just wait for the world to revolve around them.
Q: Whats the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
A: One is a noisy scumsucker with a bag of air on it. The other is for cleaning your floor with.
Q: What do snowboarders use as birth control.
A: Their personalities.
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: "Ohhhh - sorry dude!"
Q: How do you become a millionare as a ski instructor?
A: Start out a billionare.
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, one to hold the bulb and 49 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.
Q: What is the difference between a God and a ski patroller?
A: God does not think she is a ski patroller.
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard student and their instructor?
A: Three days
Q: A car has five snowboarders in the backseat, what do you call the driver?
A: Officer
A: Just one, they hold it up there and just wait for the world to revolve around them.
Q: Whats the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
A: One is a noisy scumsucker with a bag of air on it. The other is for cleaning your floor with.
Q: What do snowboarders use as birth control.
A: Their personalities.
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: "Ohhhh - sorry dude!"
Q: How do you become a millionare as a ski instructor?
A: Start out a billionare.
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50, one to hold the bulb and 49 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.
Q: What is the difference between a God and a ski patroller?
A: God does not think she is a ski patroller.
Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What is the difference between a snowboard student and their instructor?
A: Three days
Q: A car has five snowboarders in the backseat, what do you call the driver?
A: Officer
